In a train compartment, there are three men and a ravishing young lady. The four passenger starts a conversation, whish very soon turn to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, if each one of you will give me $1 I will show you my legs.”
The men, charmed by this lady, all pull a bulk out of there wallet. And then the lady pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, “If you gentle men will pay me $10 I will show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out $10 bill. The lady then shows them her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young Lady says, “if you will give me $100 I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.” All three brought out money. The lady then turn to the window and points outside at the building they are passing. “See thee is the distance. That’s the hospital where it is done!.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
COMMUNICATION BREAK DOWN
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divioce, and asked,"what are the ground for your divorce?"
She replied, About 4acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No"he said, i mean what is the foundation of this case?
"it is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"she responded.
"i mean,"he continued, "what are your relations like?
i have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parent.
He said do you have a real grudge?
"no she replied, we have a two car carport and we never really need one."
"please he tried again, is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. we don't necessarily like the music but the answer to your question is yes."
"madam does your husband ever beat you up?"
"yes she responded about twice a week, he gets up earlier than i do.
Finally in frustration the judge asked,"lady why do you want a divorce?"
Oh, i don't want a divorce," She replied i have never wanted a divorce. my husband does. He says he can't communicate with me!"
She replied, About 4acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No"he said, i mean what is the foundation of this case?
"it is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"she responded.
"i mean,"he continued, "what are your relations like?
i have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parent.
He said do you have a real grudge?
"no she replied, we have a two car carport and we never really need one."
"please he tried again, is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. we don't necessarily like the music but the answer to your question is yes."
"madam does your husband ever beat you up?"
"yes she responded about twice a week, he gets up earlier than i do.
Finally in frustration the judge asked,"lady why do you want a divorce?"
Oh, i don't want a divorce," She replied i have never wanted a divorce. my husband does. He says he can't communicate with me!"
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